Well, well, well…look who’s a perv.

Seriously, why would you ever click on a link titled “My Abs”? What’s wrong with you?

What? You’re going to blame me for this? You’re going to claim I baited you? With what? I’m a middle-aged writer. Why would you even come looking for abs on this kind of website in the first place?

Fine…fine, settle down. I guess I did kind of start this thing, and I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings.

If you really want to see my abs, here.